But which candidate has the coveted Barry Zuckerkorn endorsement?

Just a couple of people who totally got off, bro.

Tell us about the Bilderberg Group next!

Jon Stewart was no bad guy that night! He had to knock out John Cena to preserve Ric Flair's record!

Complain about April Fool's Day while you can, John Oliver. In a year, after Donald Trump gets elected president, we'll all be complaining about the annual Purge Day.

As the show continues to go, I'm afraid we might hit a point where we lose Danny Devito. That said, I would hope that the Gang has the decency to handle his death (and Frank's by extension) with the proper decorum.

Ahhh dukes. I was hoping it was going to be Julian Glover.

It's pronounced Y-Y-Zed and…. no, Neil Peart stands alone.

I had a co-worker like that. Then he got fired for making jokes about someone's deaf mother. Now he works at Wal-Mart. But it was totally worth it.

Or a younger John Lithgow.

Clearly Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson should be the head of this understated bourbon distillery that doubles as a covert spy agency. Or Mallory Archer.

I wouldn't want to be the one that had to defend Jeffrey Tambor on the court. He's probably a beast out there.

The 'Burbs is an underrated classic. That is all.

As well as John Candy as Tom Tuttle from Tacoma.

I just watched War of the Roses the other day, after having not seen it in a long time, and it holds up really well. It's such a brutally dark movie, and neither side is really sympathetic throughout the film.

Michael Biehn as Solid Snake!

Baldwin and Mel Gibson were front-runners for the part. Mel Gibson turned it down for Lethal Weapon 2 though.

How about a mid-80s Batman series

The only thing I know about Fridays is that Andy Kaufman got into a fight with Michael Richards on it and that Norm McDonald played Michael Richards in that movie.

Oh my God. Does anyone have Richard Lewis' number? We've got to check up on him and make sure he's still alive!