SplinterRIP
thebigriper
May 22
1

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

Nov 21
2

Makes me wish that orange authoritarian fuck would roll around in some broken glass and smear feces all over his open wounds. Oh wait, that was GG Allin. But I think Iggy worked with some glass, too, if I’m not mistaken.

Nov 21
2

The moment I saw someone mention it looks like song lyrics it’s been playing to the Papa Roach’s Last Resort in my head. Maybe it’s because it looks like something a band like this would write but also because This is the final word fits really well into This is my last resort. And both scream of desperation.

Nov 21
2

That’s exactly it. You can tell when he’s being forced to say or read something when he doesn’t want to. It’s like a bored elementary school student being made to read out loud in class.

Nov 21
13

It.....  always...... cracks..... me...... up..... how.....bad...... Trump...... is...... at...... reading.... teleprompters.......  You know, really, really bad, people are always saying that, really bad.  And..... then..... he..... goes.... back..... to..... whatever.... it.... was.... he..... was.... saying.  A lot Read more

Nov 21
8

I want nothing!
I want nothing!
I said there
was no quid
pro quo!

Nov 21
5

Honestly, Twitter’s highest purpose is comedy. The character limits and immediacy make it a stellar vehicle for that. It’s of no value to anyone otherwise, because everything else on there is garbage or irrelevant. 

Nov 21
8

Trump’s vision is very poor, but he’s too arrogant to wear glasses and too inept to insert contacts. He writes those giant notes in Sharpie so he can actually “read” them. Which, of course, makes them easy to spot in photos. 

Nov 21
6

I listened to it twice. Called an ex-girlfriend, just to hear her breath... told my Dad he doesn’t “get me”... felt like 2001 all over again. Good times.

Nov 21
30

The emo one was perfect, especially that slow-motion ending shot. The “Ramones” one I loved, but to be a pedant for once, it sounded less like the Ramones and more like early Social Distortion (but I still loved it). Fuck Morrissey.