Got you beat. Our president doesn’t even know what to do during the U.S. National Anthem.

I don’t know whether Comey can dunk, but he’s about to throw Mueller one helluva an alley oop!

A friend of mine is a sports writer. Another friend is 6-foot-5 and cannot dunk. Friend No. 1 saw Dominique Wilkins at a game somewhere and caught up with him afterward, asking to interview him for a web feature, just one question. OK, says the Human Highlight Reel, shoot. Friend No. 1 stops, frames up ‘Nique in the…

Ok, now try staring into his brown eye and tell me he ISN’T scary.

“You know what I like.”

On the one hand, sex shaming sucks and he should be allowed to get his freak on.

This is idiotic. The league doesn’t give a good fuck about Crosby when they allow him to take the punishment he’s taken season in and out. That is something they DO have control over, rather than say, one missed call by an offical.

If you watched any of the Penguins playoff games, the annoucers constantly show Crosby getting mauled up and down the ice. Punches to the face, cross checks to the back into the boards, etc. etc. and hardly ever any calls.

Yeah, the NHL wants Crosby to win. That must be why the let the refs swallow the whistle when he’s getting mauled.

One does not use their mouth in a hand job. Something including “blue” balls would have been funny, accurate, and topical, but sadly you lack the intelligence to think things through.

Or said guy has had 4 back surgeries in as many years and is still attempting to be a professional athlete

I don’t think so. That sounds pretty correct for the collective America now.

Well, on the plus side, a black man in America finally survived a traffic stop. Progress!

big idiot’s beef

The dive is irrelevant, it was still interference.

FOr all the late 30somethings/40somethings out there:

His big toe looks like a pepper that you find in the back of your fridge after a year.

They still had a timeout left. Their playbook was wide open for at least one play. If I live to be 100 I don’t think I’ll ever shake the belief that throwing the ball there was all about trying to make sure Russell was the MVP and not Marshawn.

According to witnesses, Sherman threw the ball back to Wilson and yelled, “You f—-ing suck!”

Whatever...I heard Lamar only got a courtesy national softball championship invite anyways.