Alana de la Garza.

quick, someone get this guy a safe space

Well, if this Kennedy rumor is true, that’s game over for the next decade at least in the SCOTUS.

well...he is...as he should.

Actually he does. You don’t deserve to get hit for staring at a HR, but I’m completely fine with a guy getting his with a ball, if he’s going to hurt another player. If you don’t want to get dirty, don’t play dirty.

Ballparking it here. 220lb man drinks .5% abv teas until 3am, blows a .055 at 5:30am. Expected BAC of .08 at 3am. At .5% abv, and assuming he drank them over course of say 3 hours, that’s 48 twelve ounce bottles of Kombucha tea.

No, people like me are NOT the problem you fucking ignorant asshat. People like Scalise are the goddamn problem. People like you, who use “people like you are the problem” unironically are, ironically, the goddamn problem.

I intend to be ALL the dicks about this.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Guns for all! Health care, not so much!

Special Snowflake High School.

He’s black. C’mon man. You know who really gives a shit.

If he’d withdrawn earlier, this conflict wouldn’t even exist.

That 5 on 3 power play failure stings doesn’t it? Let the hate consume you.

Nashville couldn’t score on 4 power plays, including a 5 v 3. They have no excuses. The better team all series won. The only thing I don’t get is how Crosby got the Conn Smythe. Yeah he’s still Sid and he’s still amazing but he did miss some time and I think Malkin or Guentzel would have had a better case.

Well done.

In unrelated news, Murthel Groenhart has been named an honorary Turkish citizen.  

Your first line means you should have stopped writing.

This. I am a Pens fan, but i will call out my team both ways. All the haters are just viewing this as the scene from American History X. It was not nearly hard enough to actually cause a concussion, and honestly you poke someone enough they are going to lash out. Hes been getting the ire of everyteam this post season…

I think the issue is not the violence that Crosby enacted on Subban during the game, but rather the violence that Mike Milbury enacts on the American hockey-viewing public every time he opens his big, stupid mouth.