Reddit has a place for him : r/AteTheOnion

I must be getting old.... 

Yeah, I looked it up but thank you though. Just seemed like something that should have been mentioned here.

“...so I can sit first and watch all the white people watching me, the black man in first class, sitting first.”

The dealer price gouging should be significant on this one. How long before the MSRP is loosely related to reality?

Does driving it cause hair loss ?

How unrecognizable is the game now that the C8 has totally changed it?

What exactly was the point of this? Not mocking, just confused a little.

How easy is it to adjust the camber to “Track Attack Mode” in the parking lot with only tools that can fit in the trunk?

What does it look like upside in a ditch on fire?

Gibberish language spoken by the Sims in the EA game franchise.

This really challenges my who gives a shitometer.

“Pump, pump-pump it up!” - Corn Pop’s Homie

How did I get through this whole article without ever learning what Simlish is?

I cropdust first class.

Some first class flyers may be white, some may be black, but this article confirms my suspicion that they are all mostly assholes.

I’m happy to let reporters do the fact checking. My job is a lot easier. If Trump’s lips are moving or his tiny fingers are tapping...he’s lying. 

His minions are as petty and ignorant as he is...

Obama lives rent free in that dotard's head.