He comes off as an opportunistic scumbag whose sole motivation is furthering his brand. He appears to be the male Gloria Allred.

Autocross is to racing what bowling is to sports

He’s a Toyota guy and no one suggested a 4-Runner or Sequoia? $25k buys a lot of either.  

High-school teacher ? You need a SAAB. Unfortunately, If you can’t find a 9-4x (they’re rare), you might have to go SAAB 9-7X (with the big V8).

“bombastic grifter”

Avenatti is an opportunistic shitfuck. And you can quote me on that.

I thought Avenatti was Italian.

$600 brake pad replacement is why... they are cheap used since they are expensive to maintain... 

and under $25K

“This new ride needs to be safe and reliable...”

As a fan of good basketball, this pleases me deeply. Leonard’s weird, sulky exit from the Spurs notwithstanding, I like when the league has as many MVP-calibre players healthy and active as possible.

I’m still in disbelief that they got THIS Kawhi. I mean, from the stories around the time of the trade, there were so many potential Kawhis that could have ended up in Toronto - Injured Kawhi? Disinterested Kawhi? Too Cold in Canada Kawhi? I half expected to see a Vince Carter-esque Sulking on the Bench with a Towel…

File under: just because you can doesn’t mean you should. 

CP

This is required, obviously.

Absolute deathtrap. In the event of a crash, that engine is probably going forward to crush you. The sounds, the fumes, the absolute madness is pretty inspiring. It’d be a nice car to get to drive once. 

* Me trying not to put all of my faith into the Raps and Leafs hot starts because as a Toronto sports fan I know they will break my already brittle heart again come the spring*

Hypothetical trade scenario:

I once dominated a church game so hard that I shot 13/11 from the floor. A miracle? No. Just my supreme effort and talent. 

and he probably wants an award for being so butt! A KAT ass trophy, if you will