Lol I fuckin KNEW it. Can’t stop the Forever War, baby!

I understand, as a fellow fan of facts, that it’s very frustrating to watch Trump doublespeak in real time. I look forward to the end of this national gaslighting campaign.

The van is literally covered in Trump shit, so of course the FBI covers it with a tarp. 

Florida Man, Florida Man, doin’ whatever Florida can.... great, now I have They Might Be Giants stuck in my head.

suspect’s van chock full of gop/trump support stickers.  not surprised at all. 

Worst superhero ever.

I believe you mean “Florids Man” 

My money was on a white male... guess I won?

FALSE FLAG!!!!

Wow. The brazen bullshit of the Trumpshirts, to claim they caught the guy so quickly *because Trump is such a great president and har har har nobody better*.

I honestly had Texas. I’m happy to gamble now and then.

Who would’ve ever guessed that it would be Florida Man?

Soros really went all out on this false flag operation. He got a patsy and a gussied up van everything! He spared no expense.

Good job, US Amercia’s Wang.

We all knew it was gonna be Florida, right?

Ohhhh crap, it was Florida Man all along???

Fox News released this photo of the suspect, calling him a tan suit wearing Muslim/liberal extremist who is an illegal immigrant from Kenya.

A white guy in his 50's from Florida? I’m shocked. Also shocked to see that he’s driving around in a van that is basically a Trump shrine. 

There are laws (actually, it’s in the constitution if I’m not mistaken) that the president should not be getting paid by foreigners. So who exactly would be allowed to investigate this act, if not congress?

So what he’s saying is, “Hehe...good luck with that. We just turned the Supreme Court into a highly partisan arm of the GOP, and constitutionality be damned!”