My state said “You’ll have none of that”.

Seconded.

Google your county name and “Early Voting 2018".

I’ve decided I don’t really care anymore and if pictures of my dick result in more people registering to vote, I’m all for it.

My guess is the person who would click through on that is not going to vote no matter what you do. 

Last night did not help support my “Devin Booker is butt” take but I will not be discouraged. 

He doesn't know what he wants.

I keep praying that there’s a God, so the smiting of these fucking moral-less slime-eels will be Biblical. But who am I kidding. The world is terrible.

That’s the spirit. Also, only fools don’t change their minds.

I’m conservative. I don’t think weed is even remotely an issue.

Boban tired.

Because I think every car behind me is a cop

Why isn’t there a show with Boban and Mozgov where they pal around the country, getting into all sorts of wacky hijinks?!

That’s the beauty of legalizing it now. Winter always brings a increase in car crash. By the time the data is gathered, reviewed, adjusted and released to public, it will be hard to really say if it was winter or marijuana that caused the increase. It will also be too late. ;)

I’m a Dolphins fan (gag) and I honestly didn’t think it was possible to feel this unexcited about a 4-2 team. Set the over/under at 8.5 wins and I will HAPPILY bet my house on the under.

Thank you for this and all future Boban-related content. I will follow any team that has Boban- his fans are the NBA equivalent of a Dead Heads.

Yes, and though BigRockEnt explains the reason that’s legitimate, it still feels so weird to have the NFL quibbling with teams over “questionable” vs “doubtful” and “full participant in Thursday practice” vs “limited.”

I was going to say someone needs to cast Boban in a movie. Then I looked at his wiki page.

“Why don’t they make the whole team out of Boban?” is the NBA equivalent of “Why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box?”

The NFL only cares about injury reports because of Vegas right?