When our first grandchild was on the way, my wife and I came across a Recaro child seat. There was no question, we bought it right away, and it's not on it's second granddaughter! The oldest (5) helps her dad work on the car by pressing the trigger on the electric impact gun to remove nuts. We're raising them right!

Is your dad looking to adopt any grown-up kids?

Dat garage

This is also a victory for mosquitos.

Yeah, some are like that. But literally? I like to think most people leave themselves a long enough leash to be able to I drop everything at any given time and just procrastinate for 12 hours and remain a functioning human being.

Since they were able to get to the jack, do they have these in NZ?

"RIP EarlZ...died in a tragic car accident the very next day when a 68 year old couple crashed into him head-on while trying to figure out how to use the turn signal in their new Mazda."

Even more impressive, not Florida.

and these people are allowed to own a car and drive on a public road with other people?

I live in South Georgia... I had not idea of what you were talking about until I read the article and was like, "Oh, not Redneck South Georgia".

But alternate side parking builds character, right? Fuck if I know—I grew up in Alaska, and it hardly mattered where you parked.

Dear Gawker Media, LLC,

Fort Wainwright Air Base

This is why Jalopnik is awesome. Because they have the balls to post this stuff.

Auto journalists. Usually in jackets with elbow patches.

BMW is JUST now recovering from the drug overdose here.

That was awesome, weird, sexy and awful all at the same time.

Raph, you should post this in another six days for consistency. Then the joke is on us commenters!