How come this isnt in florida?

I find the sarcasm of the cyclists to be so ridiculous. They sound like ironic hipsters, and its making me side (with the clearly wrong) douche driver. Fail all around.

O also only ride on paths. Cycling on roads sucks.

Thanks for that. Im guessing you're an engineer.

That is the dumbest thing I have ever seen.

what is icp??

This story sort of strikes me as a bit pretentious. I appreciate that you want some customer service, but I dunno, some how to me wearing a limited edition watch does not entitle one, or not entitle one to service. My dad was a bit wealthy, and I remember driving him up to a golf club where he was invited in an 88…

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Circa 2008. What is this, slack the fuck off day?

Wow. I guess you certainly dont live long driving drunk as fuck around corners at 120.

agreed.

How did I learn to drive? Poorly. 4 tickets this year so far, plus one on dec 28th.

Correct. People think I am crazy for considering spending $1500 on a 1977 Lincoln, you know because Lincolns from the 70's get terrible gas mileage. But noone would bat an eye if I spent $20000 on a civic. Lets say because the lincoln is old, and the civic new over a 5 year span I have to spend $5K more on…

yes, but the later cavaier is epic. Panel gaps be damned, it takes a licking and keeps on ticking!!

I would like to ride in a prop plane someday. That does sound kinda fun.

Disagree. I don't have any desire whatsoever to work on a boat, airplane, or train. I like cars, and cars alone. I prefer driving to working on them, although I do try, I am not very talented at fixing my car. Perhaps I am not a gear head, perhaps I am a road fan.

Drive a stick....this could never have happened. "Stick shifts...enabling you not to severe your own foot in a dui since 1901"

Hell yeah, BAJA BUG!! When me and lil bro used to jump our cars out of a loop de loop the baja bugs were the heavy hitters. He had an orange one, and I had a blue one. Awesome.

Live and learn....at least you lived!!!

LOL....of course...ontario...the capital of Moose.