Yeah they did. Victorian erotica featured all kinds of stuff.

I think they’re sick fucks but I’m not sure they should be in jail. I mean you can make a case for the mother since it’s exploitive (even though he’s of age) because of the power imbalance but not for the son. Mostly I think this should be looked into in regards to custody arrangements for her kids or any other kids…

But see, if Trump’s daughter quit her job, Daddy could get her another one or pay her bills as long as she needed him to. Most women aren’t in that situation.

That’s why I want a Delphi book! It’s like the bad Mary Sue fanfiction I read in eighth grade. Actually, I’d really like an AU where Voldemort and Bellatrix are loving parents.

I demand a Delphi book. DEMAND IT.

On the one hand, fuck her, she’s a cold-blooded murderer and I’m glad she’s not getting out. On the other hand, if this weren’t a famous case she’d have been out by now and perhaps cooler heads should be making the call, free from political pressure, about whether someone is still a danger to others and when, if ever,…

Third row, fourth kid from the left looks like he might be half-Filipino. So, diversity!

So when you get out of the ocean, and your hair is a wet sticky mess, you wrap it in a towel that’s got fucking jewelry in it, get the metal towel charm tangled in your hair, and spend the rest of the day painfully pulling your hair loose, piece by piece, or end up having to cut off a whole chunk of your hair.

Actually that part makes sense, but a metal charm is the absolute worst way to do it. You’d likely forget it was on and it would either get caught in your wet hair (painfully!) or end up messed up in your washing machine. A lot of towels have tags on them already and you can scribble on those with a colored sharpie or…

Also, just looking it up, this woman is twenty-nine years old. She’s not a high-school bully but a grown-ass adult who should know better.

It’s an Olympic themed issue, in the summer, probably full of fitness related articles.

Yeah, but there’s no reason to think they had a sexual relationship until she was quite a bit older.

I’ve met Penn State fans who still think this whole thing was a conspiracy by Ohio State to ruin Penn State’s football program.

I think the relationship is fake as fuck but that doesn’t necessarily mean it was engineered by a publicist.

The problem is, she claims to genuinely passionately believe this stuff every time. When she opposed gay marriage, she didn’t say it was because it wasn’t feasible or because her constituants didn’t want it, she said it was because marriage was a sacred right between a man and a woman and her religious views should be…

It’s not a prank, or art, but a staged relationship to up his profile and increase Hiddles’s odds of being the next James Bond.

This has to be the fakest celebrity relationship yet. They keep getting “caught” in all these places where paparazzi don’t actually hang out and their outfits and poses are way too staged.

I have heard of many people being detained inside Macy’s for concealing, or what some racist LP vaguely interpreted as concealing. I didn’t work in one in NY so maybe laws are different but here they could and did detain people in the store, usually near an exit, but the person didn’t have to try to open the door or…

They have “loss prevention” which are employees who’s sole job is to follow folks around and try and catch them stealing. Sometimes they literally follow them around, sometimes they just monitor the camera feed.

They can and will detain you for “concealing” while in the store, which can mean anything from moving stuff around in the store to putting items over your arm to putting something back in the wrong place. Theoretically the policy is just to allow them to question folks who are shoving stuff in their purse and haven’t…