Holy shit. Rivian is the new AMC.

I never understood the need to keep up appearances when you have a job that does all the appearances for you. Who cares what car you drive? You’re licensed to pilot a motherfucking JET. Keep your cash and come up with some great retorts for the ribbing that the superficial tech bros and venture cap babies feel they…

Used Kia Stinger a fastback quasi-luxury sedan with stunning looks and a punchy power train. There are many available with under 30k miles for $21-25k. It’s a car that demands attention, fun to drive, comes with Kia’s long warranty. I implore you to find a better answer!

The land cruiser is a great suggestion, especially if you add some personal touches to it, even just nice all terrain tires in stock size; it says I drive this old car because it is cool, I like it, and I can, not that I have to.

The answer is always Volvo. Stately, luxurious, fast, reliable, AWD, well under budget, why wouldn’t you go with a V70R? Also, this is Jalopnik, what did you expect?

Think of how exciting it will be to worry about it!

is this the most starred response ever?

You resist the urges. Your have the capacitance to do better

So good it hertz!  A real ohm run.  

 I've never seen a 4 digit star count. Well done. 

My God! It’s full of stars!

Here you go. All the stars.

That hertz.

Post of the year.  Decade, perhaps!

How reVOLTing! Makes me get amped up. Wstt about you?

Ohms.  Ohms for the poor!

Being on grass inevitably leads to crime.

COTD

Needs more stars.

I wish I could give you more stars.