TheBerzerker
theberzerker
9/5/19
1:57 PM
200

I never understood the need to keep up appearances when you have a job that does all the appearances for you. Who cares what car you drive? You’re licensed to pilot a motherfucking JET. Keep your cash and come up with some great retorts for the ribbing that the superficial tech bros and venture cap babies feel they Read more

9/5/19
1:46 PM
71

Used Kia Stinger a fastback quasi-luxury sedan with stunning looks and a punchy power train. There are many available with under 30k miles for $21-25k. It’s a car that demands attention, fun to drive, comes with Kia’s long warranty. I implore you to find a better answer!

9/5/19
1:35 PM
129

The land cruiser is a great suggestion, especially if you add some personal touches to it, even just nice all terrain tires in stock size; it says I drive this old car because it is cool, I like it, and I can, not that I have to.

9/5/19
1:32 PM
173

The answer is always Volvo. Stately, luxurious, fast, reliable, AWD, well under budget, why wouldn’t you go with a V70R? Also, this is Jalopnik, what did you expect?

8/1/19
2:25 PM
47

Think of how exciting it will be to worry about it!

7/30/19
2:12 PM
1

is this the most starred response ever?

7/27/19
6:21 PM
2

So good it hertz!  A real ohm run.