100%

Everybody’s too busy being convinced that new car dealerships are Bad and Horrible, and so they wait to buy their stuff off Craigslist because everyone knows people on Craigslist are honorable and would never try to rip anyone off.

I guess this means Alabama was a fraud as well.

But every Jalopnik Discussion thread says buying a new car is the worst thing in the entire universe to do. 

I especially liked when he said that god alone was responsible for the win.

“We”

Someone has not yet subjected themselves to the horrors of Mormon baby names.

What should be illegal is that spelling of Justin.

I’m reasonably certain that several members of Alabama’s defense realized sometime this week that a dominant performance tonight would have meant that they were going to get picked by Washington in the draft, and this was the quickest way to avoid it.

Hell, I was in the Marines.  You near Vegas?

“Some”

Uhhh, I think you’re missing the point of the hounding...

This is an impressive comment. Everything you say about tribal membership is true. But you are still wrong about the meaning.

Yes, Senator Warren attempted to use said DNA test to address endless Republican accusations gain preferential treatment. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Next question.

No.

It doesn’t appear so.

It’s pathetic that a dam insignificant DNA test seems to be creating as much of a stir as real issues like a pipeline crossing tribal lands and threatening water supplies.

Yes, Senator Warren has some Native AMerican DNA. Next question.

This story scores a 8.5 out of 10 on the Oberlin Cafeteria Protest Outrage Scale 

And then there is this bullshit....