Hi, Tomato!

Government, meet separation of church and state.

1) None of those things will pass this congress & president.

“and a moral decision to be good stewards of God’s creation.”

Don’t start nothin, and their won’t be nothin (and the bro trucks definitely started this). I live in a redneck state (TN), and these bro truck drivers are the bullies from highschool that never changed. Typically they are all show and no go and would crap their pants if anyone ever actually stood up to them. Also, I…

Towing the trucks out of the way does seem to be too aggressive...so go passive-aggressive and just cut their valve stems off; then they get to arrange for the towing in a nice and safe manner on their own.

A well employed eye roll goes a long way to mentally disarming grown man-babies. Source: I am a commercial truck driver and as such am surrounded by these doofuses, haven't been shot over backing a guys hooked set out of the way of my door yet.

Lived in the South with good ol’ boys my whole life and never met anyone that would shoot someone over this scenario.

I’d say it’s a 50/50% chance at best. Yeah, there are a lot of rednecks looking for a fight, but many of them wouldn’t have a clue what to do if actually confronted.

The image is from the HCSO. Best one I could find. No video that I saw. And we did this of our own volition, as we have in the past. It was not requested by anyone besides some readers who asked. Any tips should be sent to HCSO, please and thank you.

it was the stupid dna thing and then endorsing hillary who lost to donald trump

She’s played the DNA thing about as well as she could have given the lifetime of convenient lies she passively spread about it. The only claim she ever made was that she had Native ancestry, she took a test and proved that she does indeed have SOME Native ancestry and has largely (to my knowledge) stopped playing the…

Oh shit, you were THE adult in the room? So this is your fault? Shouldn’t have admitted that to us rowdy kidz.

OK, everyone who swears they were dying to vote for her in 2016, here you go. And don’t tell me the DNA thing (stupid as it was) is what’s personally turned you off, either.

Good, a real candidate steps up to the plate. I hope Senator Warren and anyone with a brain leaves the DNA mess in the rear view mirror where it belongs. Trump will of course kick that dead horse many times when she gets in his sights.

My god, I am so, so relieved that Notre Dame got flicked into the garbage can like a stale, half-eaten French fry. My sister went there for her Ph.D and so my family roots for them which I guess is KINDA fair, and they don't understand why I think they are so gross. Mostly the entitlement. I need a haters guide to…

Netflix’s Bird Box is about how Notre Dame Fans and media ignore that their team is a fraud

Georgia? Sure. Ohio State? Why not. But you lost me at University of Clown Frauds. To call UCF's schedule cupcakes and tomato cans is an insult to grocery stores. Clemson would've beaten them by 60. Hell, Notre Dame would've won a game against UCF by 40.

Have you seen Notre Dame in any of their last 6 or so meaningful bowl games?  None of them have been contests, utter maulings mostly 

Excuse me, some of us were firmly aware that Notre Dame were frauds this entire time