Sorry, I left the office. Not trolling. What I was told is Louie whipped it out and jerked off. I got no more information than that. My colleague didn’t elaborate on whether or not she tried to leave and Louie cornered her or what happened. When Louie called my co-worker, he claims he replied “It’s okay, she’s slutty…

she :)

By announcing that from the stage, she’s creating a huge amount of peer pressure on both sides.

The “check in” feature, in this case, felt more like a “how can I make this about me” button. Which is why I could predict which of my friends checked it.

Somewhat of a counterpoint:

1) This is not a huge deal and white people should be less mad about it.

T.Hanks, but NO T.Hanks.

FUCK THE FLOATSTINGER

Agree ‘cause: it’s foolish to look to celebrities for nuanced, thoughtful opinions.

He hopes the pilot succeeds at what everyone agrees a pilot is SUPPOSED to do, not what the pilot wishes to do.

Except this isn’t that Cranston is wishing. He hopes the pilot succeeds at what everyone agrees a pilot is SUPPOSED to do, not what the pilot wishes to do.

Except this isn’t that Cranston is wishing. He hopes the pilot succeeds at what everyone agrees a pilot is SUPPOSED to do, not what the pilot wishes to do.

Your average Internet denizen hoping for him to fail and your average Internet denizen hoping for him to succeed have one thing in common: their hopes mean absolutely nothing. Even celebrities, which may come as a shock to the average American.

A few of my faves:

when Rapp was 14-years-old and Spacey was 26

It’s almost as if this isn’t the first pickled food article posted to Deadspin this week. BIG PICKLE really makin moves.

I find it pretty fucked up that the article mentions the names of “Jennifer” and “Tasha” but just refers to “their dogs” like they aren’t people, too. So sick of this anthropoarchal bullshit.

My take on this is one of sympathy. I was raised by a single mother, and then single grandmother, so I can relate.

No, they’re a bunch of liars. The lies are designed to minimise the harm of sexual harassment, paint the victims as crazy liars and make the offender into the victim. Maybe they don’t even realise they’re lying. Doesn’t mean the lies are the truth.

*lumbers away*