I’m still allowed to tie the lobsters to a tiny chair and connect a car battery to their genitals, administering shocks every 20 minutes until they tell me where the Lobster Kingdom keeps all its scavenged Spanish doubloons, though, right?

I call the little one “Bitey”.

Same. I’ll never forget in middle school when my friend told me that blacks have no souls, the the ancient Hebrews weren’t Jewish (and Jews also lack souls), and that Catholics are Satanic because they worship the Pope, who is the Antichrist actually. He totally knew I was Catholic, btw. He just wanted to save my…

I would say Ben Affleck scared them more than Damon. He made an innocuous “Assault and harassment are bad and we must band together to stop them” statement and people went through and dredged up an old interview of his where he had the female interviewer sit on his lap and she had to come out and say “Wait, this was…

It’s like Miles Davis. It’s not about the racial digs that you make, it’s about the racial digs that you don’t make.

My partner is the CA attorney, so I asked: The protection for political activity does not refer to activity in the workplace (or ‘on the clock’ to be precise, not ‘at your job location’), but outside of it.

being from Houston, and working the area I would say no, unless being under the boardwalk at the Jersey Shore is rapey and covered in spent hep c and hiv needles

That’s because most women in Minnesota know our state isn’t some liberal paradise, and that by forcing two senate seats open in 2018, we will likely lose Franken’s seat.

The problem is that most women in Minnesota agree with her.

Right. If she wants to enter politics, that’s fine. She just shouldn’t start with the top job. Run for and be elected mayor or something, then become a governor or senator, then run for the top spot. Experience with running, governing, and policy is important, no matter how smart/popular/otherwise successful the…

My first time back to college as a twenty something year old, one professor had his own book assigned as reading for the class. In an epic display of Midwestern passive-aggression, we came in one morning to stacks of quarters on the table in front of him. “It’s been brought to my attention that many of you think I…

Absolutely nothing but thats not the point.

To be honest, she is funny as hell (interviews) - but not sold musically on her appeal.

“special punk brand of activism.” brought to you by E!

Meh.

Can do!

It’s like setting up a vanilla self-serve soft ice cream machine in a prison camp.

Forget it, Jack. It’s Flavortown.

I feel like people on this site used to be better at getting jokes.

Do not predispose to tell me what the companies and agencies I worked for knew or didn’t know. You know nothing and have no standing on this issue but misplaced contempt based on a hunch.