Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

Joe Westworld

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

Man, maybe Enrico Palazzo was right to eject West

Let’s forget some guys: Paul Lo Duca.

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

“It takes you back to being a kid: You’re out there, you’re sloshing around and your shoes are full of water and mud,” Richard Sherman said. “It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

Upon learning that the tarantula wasn’t a deal-breaker, my two sons have asked for your address and preferred Mother’s Day gift.  My wife is taking it remarkably well.  

this is not very encouraging!!!!!!! BE NICER TO ME, A NEW MOM!!!

i have not thought through the monetary repercussions of my action

“Always remember, hockey is not about winning, it’s always about fun.”

Nix Bruised In Scrape, May Be Cut

The union’s response to Gearbox’s reply comes off a little combative.

the theory’s basic premise is that human beings generally operate under the assumption that the people we are interacting with are being honest.

Malcolm Gladwell: “All I’m saying is that jet fuel can’t melt Sandusky’s penis.”