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I think the PB-sandwich-in-Target thing is rude and inconsiderate, but it has very little to do with peanut allergies. Why does your kid HAVE to have a sandwich while you’re in Target? He can’t wait until you get back to the car? I kind of feel the same way about people who carry water bottles everywhere they go.

Camp Lo’s “Stone & Rob Caught on Tape” is my favorite of their records. “2 Dope Boyz” is on constant rotation in the ride.

*Nope. That was Cypress Hill’s “Black Sunday.”

I love this list so much. Xzibit’s sophomore joint, “40 Dayz & 40 Nightz,” knocks pretty hard as well ... and “All We Got Iz Us” is one of those rare albums that makes you wonder where the hell they found those samples.

The Big Lebowski
Ghostbusters
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Spaceballs

This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve heard in a long time. And Trump has been president for more than year now. Goddamn/congratulations.

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I agree with a lot of this, but uh, you need to watch a few more Gap commercials, my guy.

I plant between 150-200 cloves every fall. I keep ‘em as long as they’ll last!

“All We Got Iz Us” is a very, very underrated record, both in terms of lyrical content AND production.

Good Gawd. About the only thing this cat is good for is getting clowned on “Desus & Mero.”

“Then ‘Time’ magazine printed it and you knew it was true. ‘Look at this, Karen — apparently the police have been beating up Negros like hotcakes. It’s in the June issue!’” — D. Chappelle

Slipknot is probably closer to a heavy-metal subgenre than a rock subgenre.

Calling Kenny G “jazz” is a function of how the music industry tries to pigeonhole people into a genre. That shit is “easy listening muzak” without question.

Classical music isn’t American in its origin, though.

Not only would bluegrass not exist without the blues, but the banjo’s origin as an instrument is African. I crack up every time I hear The Kid Mero say that “anything that involves a banjo is automatically racist.”

Somehow “American Idol” managed to turn Katy Perry into something other than Arguably the Most Gorgeous Woman on the Face of Earth.

I really want to like this, but it’s hard to shake the notion that it’s literally just “Black Dynamite” with cowboy hats.

I feel strongly that the most depressing “you’re getting old” sign is when you realize that every pro sports player is younger than you. Although it did hit me pretty hard when I realized a few weeks ago that it’s been A QUARTER F*CKING CENTURY since “Enter the 36 Chambers,” “Hip-Hop Hooray” and “Insane in the Brain”

Even during the late-Howland/early-Dixon years, when they were pretty decent, Pitt still had this maddening tendency to play down to lesser teams. They’d hang around and ALMOST beat a top-ranked team... and then four days later they’d ALMOST let Coppin State run them out of the gym.

The kidnappers better not call Bob Nutting for the ransom. He’d probably just offer them Josh Harrison.