Joel Embiid is the Shakespeare of trash talk. The humor. The wit. The occasional vulgarity.

PSST, before you get too deep into your rage-stroke, the Canadian healthcare system is also called Medicare.

“Caravans of progress take time to cross a desert of resistance,”

Joey Bathrooms

After retirement, MLB players get really good health benefits if they’ve had even a cup of coffee in the majors.

Because this is a fucking snarky joke, not a goddamn U.N. Truth and Reconciliation committee

Shawny Hill, the Wings’ PA guy...

It’s apparent that reporters droning on about this topic have cut him really deep

“See? If he had more respect and appreciation for Turkey, this never would have happened!”

Avery Brundage really is one of the truly evil motherfuckers of the 20th century...

I feel like a crazy person every time someone lauds the waffle fries at Chik-fil-a. They are ass. Limp, unsalted, flavorless ass, and I struggle to think of a fry out there I’d rate below them. 

As an NBA basketball fan in general: YES. This is awesome.
As a Trail Blazers fan: DAMMIT.

A great example of self-correction in sports. As a baseball fan, I look forward to the stolen base coming back into fashion over the next decade.

This is very well done, Giri. I almost feel guilty that I get to read it for free.

Gasol started and played 16 scoreless minutes, DeMar shot 7-of-22... and the Spurs scored over 150 points 

Mork LeFevre

It’s Matt LaFleur, not mike. But, you could say getting Mark LaFavre’s name wrong actually reinforces the point.

This is sad news. Murray had many virtues as an athlete. I particularly appreciated his insistence that women’s tennis players receive equal treatment and attention.  

“I urinated on the state while I was kicking this song
Yeah, he appear to be fair
The sucker over there, he try to keep it yesteryear
The good ol’ days, the same ol’ ways that kept us dyin’
Yes: you, me, myself, and I indeed
What he need is a nosebleed”