“Unfortunately, I do not have the same aptitude for the written word, but if I did I can assure you that my tale would be about the most epic love story — ours.”

Sure, 50 judges from 18 states, but 33 of them are from Wisconsin, and the other 17 are in the pocket of Wisconsin Big Cheese. And Russia hacked the election on behalf of Scott Walker anyway.

THE UNITED STATES FLAG CODE
Title 4, Chapter 1

This needs to have been caused by an iPhone. That’s the automotive disaster turducken.

I’ll let it slide.

lol communication.

This guy belongs in the Trump cabinet. Every time he throws a cheap shot, he reacts like a victim.

Robert Reich lays out the options as being threefold:

McCheetoism. We are in an era of McCheetoism.

The internet was famously slow in 1862.

it’s like cream/creme

Can’t watch the vid—does she really read a Dr. Seuss book to children and NOT SHARE THE FUCKING PICTURES?! Because if true, she should recuse herself immediately from any future child-reading photo-ops.

Cleared up a lot for me, too. Sure, the baby is crying, what parent wouldn’t resort to chloroform and duct tape? Most natural thing in the world.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

A couple of things.

I don’t think you know much about strokes.

Are you having a stroke?

Reasons to not move to Texas: