I love the idea that if we tax billionaires we will lose their largesse. We would cut off the pearls that dribble from their lips down upon us mere mortals. Wither the art museums? Wither the ice rinks?

Oh boy, this looks familiar. Pretty soon some military nut is going to send them out with war AI chips instead of their regular programming and they’ll gain sentience. A few if the more monstrous ones will be peaceloving and use a 90s kid to help them find a new home.

> “you just have to assume that any given title is going to be shit until proven otherwise.”

Why? Every single product they’ve released in the last four years has been extremely well received and extremely high quality. Everything they’ve announced in the last three years has been released or will release this year.

You…

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?

Ivanka’s 35, which can only lead one to conclude that Donald Trump believes she is an airplane.

She did come pre-packaged from a far away place and got his name stamped on her, so sure.

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

I find pretty strange that they are only after Mexicans, not a single Russian, Indian, Chinese, Canadian, etc...

Aquaman’s gonna pay for it.

Thanks Trump!

he has what some people refer to as “alternative eyes”

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

Paidriotism.

I wonder how many Blue Lives Matter people will support this woman. I’m going to take a stab and say zip.

I retired from banging college chicks when they stopped calling me back.

That’s a way better idea. For example:

Liz Lemon became a Kabletown employee over 4 years ago.

AARP

So is Demarcus Cousins.