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The Bean Countess
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This is pretty standard. It’s to ensure the kid doesn’t just just laze around for the rest of their life. Waiting till 25 makes it more likely they’ll finish college and maybe get a job or find something to do with their life other than live off their father’s money.

For real. Like had it stuck together I could have just driven to go to Japan instead of having to shell out $6K for a ticket. Thanks a lot, Pangea!

This just seems like the ultimate in white girl problems. Like you’re so normal, you have to find something to be different. Everyone else gets to be all black or disabled or gay or whatever and here she is, being all normal. Gotta make up something to prove that you have it tough too! Look how outsider she is! So

Why should I embrace Pangaea when it didn’t have the wherewithal to stick together as a continent?

For me, it evoked this conversation in my head:

For fuck’s sake, stop defending ignorance.

In 10 years her cat-self will be dead, it’s the remaining human self will be mortified.

Her owners should do the responsible thing and spay her.

I’m so glad the internet wasn’t such a big thing back when I was 16-22.

That’s not surprising. I’ve got two cats that think they’re human, meowing and sticking their ass in my face while I’m on the computer until I turn on the shower faucet for them to drink out of, just like Grandpa Merle used to do.

That is exactly what she said, too. I liked when she was moving around Egypt/Tokyo/Paris/New York and she had to change her outfit before catching a bad guy.

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.

As our scene opens, Thai Smile Airways Flight 666 is ready for departure. A befuddled and somewhat hung over American tourist (played by Kristin Wiig) looks across the aisle, and sees that the passengers in the seats in her row are accompanied by Luk Thep. Her gaze wides as she observes multiple passengers boarding

BEST. COMPUTER. GAME. EVER.

Secret Agent Barbie PC (2001)

The middle spy squad doll looks exactly like something that would appear on the cover of a Mary Kate and Ashley movie from the early 2000s.

Between the book Lolita, the Kinks song Lola, and that Seinfeld episode, I doubt anyone is named Delores anymore.

This Rob and Blac Chyna thing is legitimately the first time I’ve been truly interested in this family. Rob may be the most interesting of them all.

Why does Khloe talk like her family is the mob?