I just audibly went “ugh”...

Except it doesn't say that.

You could not come here and say what you’re saying.

You’re missing the point (on purpose, perhaps).

This was THE BEST!

Now I can't wait for the SNL parody of this...

Oh for sure, that’s how it is in so many places right now (I live in Colorado, so I feel you).

If you'd be considered middle class in Seattle, then you have nothing to worry about.

Haha, yeah I’m also from CO and apart from the herds of people moving here (which should be good for anyone who owns a home, not so great if you don’t) there has been absolutely no change in the state. The people who always got high are still getting high, and the people who didn’t still don’t.

She looks like Elvira...

When the news about Charlie broke, I had to look this up because I couldn't conceive of poor Brie Larson dating Charlie Sheen...

Are you me? I have both of these dreams all the time!

I came down here to say that I’ll bet my cousin wishes she was single due to this.

I was thinking a less sexy version of Dr. Frank-n-furter...

Facebook is bullshit all the way around when it comes to these things.

Oh fuuuuuccccckkkkk no! Ugh, one more celebrity to hate.

“Black woman”. Sure. If you are as you say you are you need a history lesson and a two by four to the head. Given your posting history though.........

That was my first thought too. Why did this hit such a nerve with some? Nothing she said was unreasonable.

That seems...unpleasant?

Now I have “spandex burger” and “slug trailing” to add to my vocabulary.