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Thank goodness someone said it...

I'd be willing to bet he still feels the same way...

Sandy B will not be marrying Jon Hamm and becoming Hamm Sandy because she’s going to marry Bryan Randall and become Sandall!

Thank you! It’s not a god damn competition to see who is the most horrible. They’re all fucking horrible and deserve all the backlash they get.

A) what did they expect?

Wait, what happened to HAM SANDY???

Oh my god...what do you think he's scolding her for?? Because she is having NONE OF IT!

Just waiting for one of them to slip up and say exactly this...

Those aren't nearly happy enough...

I did too! I went down the rabbit hole with this article and listened to the whole soundtrack. Twenty years later, and I still know every song verbatim!

This is all I can see

BUT WHAT ABOUT HAM SANDY!!!???

Nah, the hedgehog vs Guy Fieri comparison takes the cake.

I read this in their voices and it was fabulous.

Also

One of the best parts of this whole thing has been Megyn trying not to laugh before each commercial break.

No, they put it in bank accounts/hedge funds where it sits and multiplies into even more money that sits and does nothing for anyone.

This is the only one that has made me say “oh, holy shit” out loud...

I feel like I’ve heard this story before...

Ugh yes thank you! It’s not a fucking competition for “most upsetting thing to give a shit about”!