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Serious question, is that her or John Goodman in a wig?

Did that person say anything about coming from a non-racist area?

I wish you all could hear the voice I read this article to myself in...

My current relationship started as a random hookup. It has lasted longer than most Bachelor/Bachelorette pairings.

Nah

Thank you for filling up the last two hours of my work day. Down the rabbit hole I went - but at least it was really interesting.

As if it wouldn't be under their name...

Good old Hamm Sandy.

Anyone else assume the movie they were shooting was Mad Max?

Oh I’ve been! That’s what this place advertised itself as, so I thought it would be fun for us to go. It wasn't even close, haha.

Did she just...?

Aw thank you!!! I'm glad I had a reason to share this story with the world!

Haha okie dokie - it was an experience.

Wow, I’ve actually been to Hunkamania. It is a sad, sad imitation of Magic Mike. Seriously, sorry bros, but you don’t even compare.

That’s what I don’t get. Am I supposed to feel bad that he’s doing this to himself because he feels “discriminated against “? Because I sure don’t...

But how does lying face down on the bathroom floor have anything to do with that? Like, where are they making the correlation?

So. Fucking. Confused.