Oh. My. God.

I think we all know how he actually died...

It’s also very possible that in addition to the reservations they were short staffed. It always drove me nuts when people would come in and see the empty tables and assume they were available. Just because it’s empty doesn’t mean there’s someone to serve it.

Only if said bicycle rider had a raging yeast infection...

Seriously. Every time this commercial comes on, Bean Count gives me this look

Where is Janemarie from because I do the same thing o-O

I legitimately had to go back and read it because I was like “wait...”

What the actual fuck is wrong with this guy?!

I thought I was the only one who hates this! Every time I mention it others look at me like I’ve lost it.

I’m sure that’s the problem. Since kids love rainbows, and rainbows represent the gays, every child is going to turn gay for looking at rainbow colors.

This comment is gold.

Haha same with my boyfriend! We played Dance Dance Revolution once (the one with the Kinect that actually tracks your movements) and he got such a low score that he pouted and wouldn’t play for the rest of the night. He’s over 6’ and all arms and legs; he looks like one of those inflatable tube men.

That was unbelievably cringy, and I’m so impressed the bride held it together the way she did (you go girl).

So how many horrible customer BCO’s have been about you? My guess is somewhere around 10%, but I’m lowballing.

That is awesome! I'm not sure if most people know this (I may be a little slow on the uptake) but the guy who played Immorten Joe was the same actor who played the villain in the first Mad Max.

HA! Omg I'm jealous I didn't think of this!

Is he putting glasses on his glasses?

The Sand Snakes in general were handled poorly. They cut out a few major story lines from the books and then kind of hodgepodged the SS together to make it fit in the show. In the books (spoiler alert if you haven’t read them, I guess) Myrcella does get hurt and is disfigured while running a fever last time we see…

Ugh here we go.

Haha we play this in Colorado too, only no tossing the hammer around (because, we’re adults, I guess), so you just try to hammer in someone else’s nail. Once your nail is flush with the table, you’re out. Last person standing wins. It’s a blast, especially while camping.