The best thing to do with the water heater is adjust the temperature. Every water heater has a thermostat and you can adjust the temperature at which it maintains the water.

...I want this superpower. Why can’t I have this superpower? I’d take it over the cool stuff like flying or super strength!

Slava Fetisov introduces new plan to encourage parents of Russian hockey players to move out of Russia before their sons turn 18.

Boy, what an unusual take from a (seeming) Rangers fan—no team is ever better than the Rangers, it’s just that sometimes they don’t win because [reason other than the fact that the other team was better]. Never heard that one before.

Nope. Heard this all postseason but seen close games vs. Pitt, Was, and TB. People conveniently saying this team is beating itself, when in all honesty, their big players are wilting under the spotlight. The excuses that come out of NY when the Rangers lose get old. The other team get’s paid too and quite frankly, may…

The king be playing like

What time is it?

dirty diapers stuffed in McDonalds bags alongside half eaten cheeseburgers in the trunk

Hingle McCringleberry

I own these tongs. They are nice tongs.

I own these tongs. They are nice tongs.

It’s to the point where a black Challenger can’t even drive down the street anymore without being mistaken for some kind of criminal. These are sad times we live in.

She’s got, like, zero lumps!

Also, this was playing in the background, so.

>Lemon grab a divisive character.

has earned the Arena Football equivalent of being waived

I bought a used 2004 Jeep Liberty a long time ago, and found around 3 ounces of weed under the e-brake. Did I blame the dealer? No. I mean, I don’t think I did. Honestly I can’t remember, but my point was - never mind.

That looks like crap. Its like someone went to wally-world and bought up all the fake chrome stickers and applied them to this car.

Vodka.