They tried using an abacus but the beads kept sliding around in the corners.

Halloween 2003 took place while I was in third grade,

I actually convinced her to get rid of her g37 coupe for it. It's actually an incredibly enjoyable driving experience (unlike a prius or a volt for that matter). All the torque down low makes it feel like it is fast. Plus because it costs very little to operate, it's guilt free fun driving. Not that I would speed…

He was seen leaving COTA in a cloud of Holden ute tire smoke, cans of Victoria Bitter strewn around the paddock.

No. It is an abomination.

Actually, the basics of economics state that the interplay of supply and demand drive price. Cities like Boston and New York are strapped for space (constrained supply), which drives up prices. In contrast, some of the midwestern and southern cities have annexed everything around them and are positively enormous…

Gronk is just excited that he gets to go to Dairy Queen after the game.

When questioned about his decision to start Mettenberger this week, Ken Whisenhunt responded, "He's the best around. Nothing's ever going to keep him down."

Did anyone ask the student how it compared to his regular teacher?

I had the same issue. Steering was godly, but I was so busy screaming at the car to accelerate that I forgot all about the steering.

To be fair, it was limited to an extended test drive but man...underwhelmed, though that may have to do more with expectations rather than delivery.

When you start to salivate then you know it is serious. That is among the worst feelings in the world...the nausea coupled with the inevitability of it all.

I had too much to drink at last year's office holiday party. I don't remember leaving and I barely remember getting home. I have a vague memory of throwing up somewhere, but I don't remember where. I think I threw up outside somewhere, but I can't be certain. It wasn't in a toilet; that much I know.

Once I farted while eating chinese food with a bunch of buddies. We were all sitting in my friend's living room. They smelled it and immediately ran out the door to the front yard, as it was really rank. I thought that was hilarious, but then I smelled it and ran outside and puked all over my friend's front lawn.

I once barfed on a glass door of an academic hall in college. Precisely around the time I was peeing on it, and precisely at the time campus security was walking through said building with flashlights on my face. Best $50 fine I've ever spent.

Rank 'em, rank 'em, rank 'em! I'll start with the worst: Blackhawks.