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Titanius Anglesmith
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It was always surreal to me how Ranger fans would taunt Devils fans about Matteau pretty much until the Henrique goal a few years ago completely ignoring the fates of the two franchises after that goal. Like, seriously?

Pretty soon you'll have to have another kid to actually keep calling it Will it Baby!

Where is waffleboarded it?

Well, they started with a Rolling Stone list, which is inherently political. He was probably left off because he was in Audioslave at the time, and Rolling Stone hated Audioslave.

the lack of chris cornell on a list of vocal ranges is astounding. kind of makes the rest of the list pointless.

True Story: I once bought a boat from a gentleman in Gaffney. When I drove over to pick it up, the aforementioned individual came to the door in Zubaz pants and no shirt.. Oh, and he easily weighed 300 pounds.


"I can't believe it worked"

The whole dc baltimore metro area (including nova) is a clusterfuck of shitty drivers. I haven't noticed people w/ DE tags as sterotypically bad drivers though.

Let me guess, you also want a 6' 120lb blonde brain surgeon who moonlights as a supermodel/actress and has a great sense of humor as a girlfriend?

who the fuck put you in charge of how and when people should have sex?

" what dire thing do you think will happen if your partner's genitals touch somebody else's genitals?"

To this day I still can't find the damn engine

Good luck.

Another opportunity for 2 minute MS Paint at work!

This isn't what I come to DadPenis for.

It could be worse, like the one time when an intoxicated X5 driver tried to park in an underground parking, only to find that it was subway's entrance.

"Fuck cats."

It was obviously built for carrying pallets of Grey Poupon

The raccoon is actually the thing being thrown.

I moved to the midwest from the far superior sandwich world of the east coast (yeah, that's right, I'm a goddamn sandwich elitist!) and you literally have to tell any/everyone making you a sandwich "no mayo, please" and then you get looks like you're the one who's clinically insane for not wanting that