Yes I'll have a burrito please.

I've been listening to Neil Young do the same damn thing on the harmonica my entire life, and it doesn't get old. Canadian witchcraft, I tell you.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You just destroyed my world.

Right but you can't easily fake profusely bleeding from your face in the middle of a hockey game...

The really fucked up thing about this was the officials let the Caps take the puck all the way down to the other end of the ice and shoot on goal before they stopped play.

A brand-new, totally redesigned, sleek, Estoril Blue BMW coupe with an M Sport package, and performance suspension, and huge alloy wheels, and a navigation system, and all the latest gadgets?

Right? A cursory Google search indicates he is worth $270,000,000. Come on man that's just being cheap.

I saw one of those recently and it just looked like sex. Does it feel at all similar to sex?

I'm a bit late, but I just stepped out of my office and saw this. Dealers are getting in on this as well!

Jezza could lop off my gentleman's sausage and I would probably laugh.

As a Giants fan, I'm confused as to why you place the Giants in NJ but the Jets are still New York? The Jets practice in Florham Park, NJ and play in East Rutherford.

All the camel knows how to do is wander around the desert (I think). I say it would be cruel NOT do this to the camel.

OK. Looks like that actually would make a difference. STILL! Use it for low speed applications (taking kids to school, grocery store, have sex with neighbor's wife in the back (DOUBLE ENTENDRE INTENDED)) and you minimize the effect.

How are you going to improve on way-back seats?

I just want it to look like this. Why doesn't it look like this?

Regardless of intention, reacting to a slight like this with a mob mentality and violence is psychopathic. MASS PSYCHOPATHY. THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO BE AROUND.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

It's like having 17 stupids. It doesn't matter if 12 of your stupids are about Porsches and 5 about all other cars. You're still really fucking stupid.

I started reading this, and I was like "OH I SHOULD FIND THAT XKCD!" Then I read on and found the exact XKCD flowchart that my puny little brain was referring to.