I had a friend who, when she was 19 or 20, rolled her SUV. SUV's are a bad choice for teenagers because they can roll when you do stupid shit.

Hrm. I'm suddenly reminded of my late grandmother, who used to say "if you dont have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."

"Beets are on sale! I will save many rubles if I can just cross street!"

Come on Drew. You know if you drink enough coffee everything turns out good.

These are the two ugliest cars I have ever seen. Possibly even more ugly than the Fiat 500L.

I bought a Mini Cooper S when I was 22. Within a year, the driver's side window malfunctioned and the entire inside of the door ended up needing to be replaced. I went back and forth with the dealership because it was going to take them a while but they wouldn't loan me a car because I wasn't old enough.

Wow, if the five year old me saw that, he'd get a huge boner.

So you're saying a theoretical person making $70k a year is supposed to spend $17500 on a damn ring?

I always thought it was two month's salary. Also is that after taxes?

On the other hand, the median value of an NFL team is about $1,000,000,000. Since people on the internet know how to compare things to "the market" and nothing else, I'll leave this here. Investing that in the S&P 500 for 2013 would have netted you a $323,600,000 return.

Yeah I smell bullshit. Either someone's skimming off the top or they need a new accountant.

Last time I sold a car, I ran into the following issues:

Just the other day my mom texted me a pic of a Mini Roadster (I used to have a Mini Cooper S) with the caption of something along the lines of "What the fuck is wrong with this Mini??"

Hard work. Lots of overtime at time and a half. Not wasting money. Wanting to move out of my apartment into a house.

Same here. Who's cutting onions???

It's never happened to me at a car dealership, but one time I tried to buy something for my gf at the Burberry store at the Short Hills Mall. Stood there for 10 minutes, employees walking by without making eye contact, finally I left. Fuck them.

Spotify's "Popular" list for Metallica:

Lighting>Master>Justice is certainly much better than any three-album stretch Megadeth has had, and at least the latter two of those are better than anything Megadeth has done, ever.

Jennifer was so hot. It's a shame they wrote her out of the series and then her career went nowhere.

This is going to be quite effective at the German Grand Prix next week...