I'd really be interested to see where Chris Cornell would place.

I guarantee you Obama started farting in front of the Secret Service as soon as he possibly could. When you're rich/powerful, you do it because you can. The partners in my firm will walk into my office, close the door, shit their pants, ask me a question they already know the answer to, and leave. Why? Because they…

You forgot loves anal sex and giving blowjobs.

Non-satiation is a key assumption underlying most economic principles. So you are correct in that way, but I think there is no answer. You can have all the money in the world and if you don't have passion and people who love you, you will still be miserable.

You know what it is? People will be going 80 and then slow down to 40 for no reason. rinse repeat. I don't know if they're not good at reading and are trying to see a sign or what. But that's why 95 is always such a mess. You pack that many people onto a road and they start driving erratically, EVERYONE has to slow…

I know this isn't a part of the comparison, but the first time I came out to California, the GPS took me on route 73 going from Newport Beach to Aliso Viejo, which is a toll road (private toll road). It was like $6.50 to go about 12 miles. Then I took the same road back, figuring there would be no tolls. THEY HAD THE…

Very true. I've long been a believer that there is something in the water in Maryland that turns people into fucking terrible drivers. I have family in Maryland, and my cousin literally crashed his car into my uncle's car in the driveway. And not just like bump scratch crash...it was like both cars needed body work…

I feel like this goes back to the whole "live within your means/be happy for what you've got" concept. People are bad at that one and it likes to come and bite them in the ass.

Yeah, I get that. And I never said it was intentional. Oh and this is for all you haters out there.

Wow so you're an asshole, just like all Rags fans. You injure the other team's goalie and all you have to say about it is you're worried for your own goalie? Sociopath.

Unfortunately my hands are more suited to computer work than mechanical stuff, so I'm just going to say all of them.

Im like, 85% sure there was no bee. Dude was probably texting, looked up, slammed on the breaks and swerved.

BEST. GIF. EVER.

Warren Buffet's preferred holding period is forever, so him selling a stock is actually a real signal to the market about the perceived value of that company from the greatest value investor of all time. That said, he only decreased his holdings by 25%, which could easily just be an adjustment to sector allocations or…

That is so badass.

Umm...wtf? On the outside or the inside?

I also want to point out that he didn't use butter. It's not a grilled cheese if it doesn't have butter, IMHO.