You do know that burning objects are more visible at night than in the daytime, right?

never is when I'm involved. Anyway I was just pointing out that I love vagina even when it is bleeding like a stuck pig.

its not nothing but he won't miss it. He makes millions in prize money and millions more in endorsements every year.

Hunter Mahan left a golf tournament that he was winning, if I remember correctly by a pretty large margin, for the birth of his daughter last year. He essentially walked away from a $1000000 payday. And nobody in the golfing world questioned his move because golf fans tend to be successful family oriented people.…

First of all, I had to look that up, so no. But I have absolutely no reservations about getting my red wings on and have done so many, many times. Even ruined my friend's couch cushion one time.

I'm a dude and I've probably had more menstrual blood on my hands than you have. I'm not afraid to get up in there ;-)

Premature Ejaculation.

I still like Caleb Watson better. Plus he will forever be linked to the Masters.

The problem, to me, is not inherently with the leaper. I think it would look good if they took the other logo off the grill. It's just too busy.

Yeah Philly fans be cray

Where. THE FUCK. is Doc Brown's DeLorean?!?!?!?

Actually I think a lot of people buy Jeeps because their kids' sports equipment fits in it and they are "cute"

Dude. 2nd paragraph.

Is it just me or is Jalopnik exactly the wrong place to post this? Don't we all know this already? Maybe I'm missing the point.

But for the 13 hour drive between CT and KY that would be a great idea.

She had obviously already shot herself through the bathroom door.

There is no other answer. THE BEST futuristic movie car.

I have a F32 428i and it might beat out an Escalade in fuel economy. Sitting right on 15.6 mpg, of course that is definitely my own fault. Maybe when it's a little less new the hoonage will decline.

Hot Pocket Hot Hatch. With a microwave in the center console so you can eat your rancid bachelor chow on the go.