CAFE regulations. Because I want to use all the gasoline.

I think you've misunderstood... I'm intelligent...

It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married :-)

TORCH HAS THE EYE OF THE JEW!

Guilty. I do keep traction control on in the rain, but I live in Southern California and it's only rained twice the whole time I've had the car.

Move.

Most useful car I've ever owned was a 2009 Mini Cooper S. Quick, efficient (29 MPG overall driving like a total ass), great 6 speed manual, turbo sounded awesome, and fit a surprising amount of stuff in there with the back seats down. Very easy to parallel park and visibility was excellent. Also could easily fit 3…

...yeah but if someone rear ends you that's not your money that's going to fix it...

what car?

uh duh i totally did lol

She looks very good.

So much hate for BMW. Seriously do you gather around with the family and listen to the radio in the evening? No, you probably have a flat screen HDTV. Things change. BMWs are still awesome. I will park my bimmer next to any comparable car: Merc, Audi, Lexus (HA) and never regret my decision. Except when I pay the…

The car raises and lowers itself based on what kind of driving you are currently doing. During highway driving, the suspension lowers to improve fuel economy. They just reduced the amount that the suspension lowers.

Who wants to spend their time twisted to the side like that? Leave me in the driver's seat and turn up the Zeppelin.

I feel I must correct your ignorance. First of all, guacamole is not flammable. Second, this could very well end up being the best large SUV to drive. Third, as I have pointed out in the past, they need big SUV's so bankers can buy them for their wives and provide profit so BMW can do fun things with it.

I'm going to respond just because I LOVE THE PAIN of Philly sports fans. I went to the University of Delaware, a lot of my family are Philly fans. And it's stupid. You will always choke at the worst possible moment.

The article also says that he was missing team meetings, had a bad attitude, questionable work ethic, and didn't get along with the head coach. So throw the Crips and a couple murders into the mix and can you really blame them?

I find most law suits like this despicable, but this one is especially terrible. I love Top Gear. And it's exactly this kind of irreverence that makes me love Top Gear so much, I could care less if it was about cars or hot chicks or booze or...well that's pretty much all I care about.

Yeah I thought it was fairly common. Doesn't Christopher Walken say it in Pulp Fiction?

I had a moment of this last weekend. Some buddies and I were in a hot tub drinking beers in the middle of the day and I was like ahh...there is absolutely no way I can get an email from work right now, or have to talk to my mom.