Co-signed. This is really not a trait unique to Dearborn, MO. People have a really, really hard time accepting “this person who does not have horns or a pitchfork, who does not wander around twirling his mustache and saying ‘mwahahahaha,’ who has no red flashing sign on his forehead saying ‘monster,’ who, in short,…

It somehow feels even more tragic that she was believed by:

Yes, this.

I def don’t think this is obvious to a lot of people. Even adults. It’s a bizarre world of going to a music festival just to get dressed up and post pictures of how hot you looked.

Especially younger people who’ve grown up encased in social media. Why are we snarking at this girl again?

and his layer.

I have never had to shove a dude’s face between my legs, my dear. They thank me for the privilege, best believe.

Second this. An 18 year old trying to be honest and less shallow is fallible and naive so we all shit on her? Peak Jezebel right here.

I want to snark and make some silly comment about how I’m renouncing my internet presence for a more serious life of scholarly contemplation and that I’m actually a 75-year-old married housewife, etc...

Because unfortunately that’s what Jezebel has been doing since whatever the fuck switch happened about a year and a half ago. Now we tear women down whenever we can to make ourselves feel more superior. Much more like Gawker, actually...

I love how in the past, every older generation used to look at the new generation as so weird and out there. Like I would hear my friends’ grandparents complain about, “Kids these days with their Satanic music and devil clothing. Blah, blah, blah, get off my lawn.” But I can’t do that with Millennials. Because I think…

Y’all need to get back to bringing Caitlyn Doughty around because the Death Fear around here strooong.

Asking for locks of hair is INCREDIBLY common when families lose a loved one. Much more than people realize, I think. But everyone is so afraid to talk about it...

In Victorian times jewelry made from the lock of a loved one’s hair was very common. It was often a beautifully crafted brooch like this:

It isn’t just a ring and a party. That’s only the wedding, and not everyone wants much of a wedding anyway.