they go out of their way in these movies to literally explain that the robots are beings with something like souls. they also go out of their way to show their robot spinal cords being ripped out.

I mean, Bay’s movies feature mass slaughter, heavy military involvement, Optimus Prime solemnly murdering his enemies, and a real contempt for the idea that kids might be watching, so I’m not sure “get really dark” is (a.) contrary to what it’s been doing or (b.) the way to improve a movie series based on a line of…

“Now Bumblebee, the first Transformers picture not directed by Michael Bay”

‘Till all are one!

Review scores are also pointless but hey, you’re the one who thinks they mean something.

There will always only be one Transformers movie.

‘Till all are one.

Having them called “the Resistance” and having them be Leia’s small, underfunded side project that the Republic kinda/sorta supports, but not really all that much, is the most nonsensical, shitty world-building I’ve seen in a recent movie. It makes not one lick of sense and only serves to revert the characters and…

Life long teetotaler with lush friends here. Sitting at the bar sucks- those stools are super uncomfortable. And there’s something inherently sad about sitting at a bar for an extended amount of time, like later-season Don Draper. If you’re hanging out at these places by yourself, get a table and order food. Tip…

why can’t it just be a fun thing for christmas?

A bust molded out of Spam and left in the sun for several days.

After what’s happened to Dimebag and Christina Grimmie, I’m not all that bothered by this.

Surely Elmo would prefer “tickle” down economics.

Elmo has all of those sweet merch deals

There’s still plenty of meat on that arm. Take it home, put it in a pot with some broth and a potato? You got yourself a stew going.

As a member of the landed aristocracy, the Count favors feudalism.  

All black people look alike to casual Star Wars fans? Only bor gullet can know the truth.

Aww, poor buddy. Did you wanna see Luke Skywalker go take on the entire First Order with his lazer sword?

Yeah OK I’ll bite.

Sounds like we got a stew goin!

AT LEAST THREE KNOCKOUTS? I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR THE STUNT SAFETY PEOPLE...