This article is gross, you’re gross. For being such a spoiled rotten entitle stereotypical New York hipster asshole. Just to clarify.

Brilliant

wut

Former chef, longtime industry vet.

Doesn't bother me. But does bother others. Probably many others. Should probably keep it in the home or the club.

Do you have a lawn for kids to get off of? The longest journey starts with a single step.

Jesus Christ I wish I was you at 19. Keep that going.

You must learn the delicate art of deflecting the nail using the interior of the clip.

The sidewalk thing: I usually find myself going first and leading the way when out walking with my boo because she is very small, gets smushed easily, and is constantly getting boob/tattoo stares, so she prefers that I sort of run interference (that's a sports term, right?). So, a variation, but it counts, right?

No, but I understand and broadly agree with the sentiment.

Heimdall is a fucking alien in the MCU, though. Meaning the Norse mythology in-universe reflects the Asgardian aliens.

BUT IF HE’S BLACK IN THE MOVIE THAN ALL THE FF COMICS MADE BEFORE IT WILL CEASE TO EXIST AND TURN TO DUST!!!!!!1111!!!!!

I was never upset about Alba not being true blonde, I was upset about her being a terrible actress.

As well a director should not give a shit about what fans think, 90% of the time. They should give a shit about making a good film, period.

AH, so you’re THAT guy. The guy. That is article is talking about.

OR ... there are people who do ‘get it,’ and simply don’t care for it. It’s not one thing or the other thing. Such exclusionary language.

Or, as explained with dialogue, he has enhanced metabolism. The more he exerts himself the more worn out he gets. He wasn't doing much when he did the gun thing. He was busting his ass when he took that bullet through the arm. I realize this is a hater article but come on.

I mean, it doesn't shock me NOW, some 15 years later and having done all there is to do drinking and drug wise and come though the other side, but I was pretty damn naive for a long time. Also the circles I ran in when doing that stuff as an autonomous adult weren't really about YOLO style partying (more the effete…

You're not everyone.

I never did any of this stuff. Simply skipped right to full blown drinking and drugging at 19 after moving out. For some people this information is new and interesting.