Your nerd card is hereby revoked IMMEDIATELY and with extreme prejudice.

there is rape fantasy porn.

maybe they are into rape porn. Whatever it is there are some warped minds at work here.

well what the fuck is this guys name?

tummy pudge is so sexy

Yeah, I don't agree either. It tastes like ... semen. It's its own thing.

Looks like an unnecessarily complex cole slaw. Old dudes, man. Probably good, though.

That's a one gallon jar.

I've lived in Florida most of my 32 years on this godforsaken earth and I can't remember the last time I was at a beach that did NOT have a bathroom and at least an outdoor 'wash the sand out of your asscrack' shower. People don't know what the fuck they are talking about.

I'm pretty sure Scott has found SOME kind of secret to longevity, since he already looks like an ancient vampire. I actually have to LIVE with this guy, my being in the state of Floriduh and all.

haha, that last line had me on the floor

fuck you too. The emphasis on the word actor is obviously to illustrate how I feel about taking actors seriously.

I know, what the hell kind of question is that?

Why you would ever pay attention to what an ACTOR thinks or says when they are not in front of the camera is beyond me.

Your 2 cents anecdote is fucking disgusting.

It's pretty fuckin fast.

These people might also have already worked a second (or third) job that day, or were in school earlier that day, or dealing with their kids all day. Empathy.

Just say, nicely, "I need a little more time."

Totes agree on the headphone thing. Phones in general. Stay off them while you are talking to servers (or anyone, really).

Some people do. Most do not. Simple etiquette being forgotten.