You wouldn't ask Tom Petty about Kylie Minogue

It reads like a children's book and is 9 pages long. Not great but it seems impossible NOT to get through it.

Those are the same things you need to get them a passport. So there you go.

My kid's. Disqualifying that, Rob Crow.

Secret of NIMH was terrifying to me as a child. So much, that 30 years later, I wouldn't let my son watch it. I watched it not so long ago and realized I was a huge wussy.

I was born in 1976 and remember drinking about 324 gallons of this stuff.

What are your overheads?

I rage quit Heroes when nobody ever died.

Same. I thought it was three characters and bad punctuation.

Yeah, didn't she get run-through by rebar and then was fine?

Yeah, I once put orange juice in my cereal. It was really gross, and I love both orange juice and cereal!

Was this article a parody of an actual article? I am seriously curious.

She talks about it in her book you know.

That was me!

I just jizzed in my pants.

You wondered if it was ever going to end after 3 minutes? How do you function?

Daredevil was just the first season of Arrow.

You should just keep busy patrolling boners and not article content.

This outrages me and now I won't see this movie. Because I was going to before…

My wife bought me tickets to Death Cab for Cutie with Head and the Heart opening. I like both bands enough but wasn't overly excited, especially as Modest Mouse later announced they were playing on the other side of the state the same evening. A couple of weeks before the concert, it was announced Built to Spill…