Vision!

This column is as pleasant to read as the last one was awful.

He tries WAY too hard.

Ironic, I watch every football game I possibly can and have yet to make it more than a paragraph through this column.

The only thing I remember about I, Robot is a bar scene with lots of Dos Equis paraphernalia. And he had a robot arm or something.

Sam Barstani should stop trying to be so quippy and start trying to write an article with some substance. Stop trying to be O'Neil Sam, you're not.

He probably realizes nobody will actually see this movie. Hot Tub Time Machine will get a big release just based on the other stars (who's careers have all seem to eclipsed Mr. Cusack's).

These article formats are becoming more and more difficult to read. This new crop of O'Neal clones is becoming quite tiresome.

That kid's eyebrows are thicker than my grandpas.

I'm so embarrassed to be from New York.

So the idea of this show confuses me. First, it seems like there are already a slew of parodies on this genre out there (FoD's Mobwives for example). Second, I don't watch and never have, any of the shows this is based on. Will it still be funny to me? The only reason I ask, is it seems like I'd love it based…

I know it. My He-man action figures didn't explicitly say not to use alcohol on them so I was pounding Harvey Wallbangers while defending Eternia.

What happened to your mom anyway?

Why is the guy from Fringe dressed like Han Solo?

I do the same thing trying to time my trips to coincide with this show. It sometimes backfires if I get a late jump and Says You comes on. Nearly unlistenable.

It is crazy he wants to feed his family! (Or more likely, put another wing on his house).

Nope, and I am quite old.

I'm not sure Mr. David totally understands the word "favorite".

Sales actually does denote success. It is pretty much the definition actually. For good or bad…

don't dis the bassist of some band 99.5% of the population has never heard of!