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The Bandsaw Vigilante
thebandsawvigilante--disqus

"Not my fault! Monkey bastard hands!!!"

Matt Berry has some pretty amazing albums out in real life, and his live performances are great.

Check out Toast of London and Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, stat. Then thank me afterwards.

We actually caught a glimpse of Jason Sudeikis way back in the pilot, in a photograph with the two brothers together in the bar, pre-plague.

It's probably true that Executive Decision may have been the first sign of trouble for Seagal. With that cast, it should have been The Delta Force for the '90s, with Seagal taking the Lee Marvin role. If you must, kill him off at the end, not 40 minutes into the thing.

…But that's on me.

Steven Seagal's glory days might be behind him, but there's no question that he was turning out great stuff between '90 and '95.

There are a several Inspector Spacetime DVDs visible on Abed's shelf during the iPad prisoner "house party" episode.

Happened to me on Disqus very recently, too.

He's not dead! He's just running a funeral parlor now!!

And there at least would've been an ocelot involved, too.

Yes it is, including my own cousin after a car accident (as I related in this same thread), so don't tell me about it.

So, maybe they patched her up in time, and she still wanted to die, after all she'd just witnessed. I had a cousin who survived a car crash, made a recovery in the hospital, but then just passed away suddenly a couple days later after saying he couldn't take it anymore (he'd been undergoing therapy for clinical

I won't have you besmirching the Bothans, sir!

Except that's not in the movie. She died because she got Force-choked by Vader.

Nowhere in the movie does anyone say, "She died of a broken heart." The medical droid's actual dialogue in that scene is: "We don't know why, but she has lost the will to live. We need to operate quickly if we are to save the babies."

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY PIRATE SMUGGLER WHORE MOUTH

Um…well…she also kinda got the living fuck Force-choked out of her just a few minutes earlier by Anakin/Vader, which might also have had something to do with her death. (Just throwing that out there.)

I dunno…they could all still end up getting revealed as extended constructs of Phil's fevered, now-overworked imagination, completely filling in the corners of his fantasy-characters' lives. There's been fiction that has actually done this, so it's not outside the realm of impossibility, necessarily.

I still think this season will end with the reveal that all of the other characters are mannequins or some other inanimate objects. Phil Miller really is the last man on earth. And he can't even imagine himself as likable.