After all that, I was waiting for him to say, "And now, I am pleased to present to you......

The Conservative media will never be happy. Obama could give everyone in America a puppy and they'd say it was an act of aggression because some people are allergic.

I'll just leave this here.

Every time I post a gross thing people are all "NOT AS GOOD AS THE PUMPKIN SEED STORY," so I got the greenlight to run it again to celebrate 2015!

This is what upset me the most about that hideous episode (and Lord knows the competition was stiff for "most offensive moment"): when the woman didn't want her breasts displayed on national TV, the CEO called her in for a special meeting to fire her on national TV. That was the pettiest, nastiest way in the world to…

"every day is mens' day"

Yes, it's totally discrimination. Nevermind we already have no control of our own bodies in many ways in may states, are routinely discriminated against at work for having a uterus, called bitches, etc. I don't even care what you call this. Even discrimination doesn't seem to bother me. Maybe it's due to my…

Yeah, I really, really, really want a kiddie pool filled with Vodka served to me on a sled pulled by a team of St. Bernards dressed like Miley Cyrus at the 2013 VMAs but for my employer to say "fuck an annual evaluation, raise, benefits and insurance package determined by a measurable system marked by stringent…

I like you

These guys are just nuts, there is no reason for them to be so teste.

are you fucking crazy? menstruating women shouldn't even be allowed on public transit, their cycles might sync up and then all the women will have PMS at the same time and OH MY GOD, CAN YOU NOT SEE THE PROBLEM WITH THIS /s

I think men should be allowed to spread their legs as wide as they want on the bus as long as women are allowed to change our tampons on the bus and throw the used ones at the most annoying passengers. Because of biology.

Men can't bring stroller's onto buses? Who knew?

Of the three major cities I've lived in (London, Boston, Toronto), Toronto is THE FUCKING WORST for public transportation etiquette.

Yeah okay bro'hemian.

It would be nuts if it weren't.

C...BS?

I think at this point we all fully realize that reality shows are scripted to a large extent. But because CBS might have "scripted" scenes where a woman gets fired for not wanting to wearing a bikini top on TV and having a CEO gleefully rewarded with breast implants for doing well at her job is not a reason to just…

Yeah, I don't think the fact that a CEO of a "breastaurant" is a sleazy sexist jerk is a OMG KEYSER SOZE moment for any of use, really. It's that CBS offered said jerk a spot on a highly visible primetime show and tried to pass it off as heartwarming gobbley goo hopefully without anyone noticing how vile this shit…