Nah nah. The pc brigade have made sexism a big no no issue. They can't just turn around and start making sexist jokes. Double standards n all.

In bed...

#disbish

"I finally get a stalker and it's Drunken Dina Lohan? FML..."

You're awesome, CocoPop. Never change!

I regularly don't receive texts from my boyfriend. I blame this on my stupid phone and the fact that we live in the mountains.

My cousin's stepsister's estranged father's mother in law's cat's original owner makes $937 an hour by dressing bananas in costumes and photographing them for novelty coffee table books.

i wear two pads, overlapping, front to back. For heavy bleeders there is no other way.

my bae posting a gif of my baeeeeee

You're so edgy and different.

I like Merna better than Taylor Swift and I think she should write a song that might be about Harry Styles.

My favorite part is around the 2:10 mark, when Henrietta looks at Merna for some reassurance that this jam is killing it. Merna, ever the asshole, doesn't even acknowledge Henrietta's attempt at reinforcing her self confidence, and continues her stealth side-eye "only here for the chorus" look.

Two Christmases ago I had only vegetable platter appetizers to eat for dinner, because my stepmom's brother didn't know I was coming to his house with my parents (I'm a vegetarian). Last Christmas, he just forgot I don't eat meat/seafood, and I had even asked my father before we went if I should just bring my own food…

Clearly any boychildren in attendance were just made all the more steely in response to the trauma. In fact the ring-bearer just strengthened his resolve to become a batman like hero for wedding related crime.

I'd be into this if it had a slice of meatloaf in place of the burger patty. But I smoke a lot of weed and hate myself, so...

I know a lot of people in the queer community whose lives have been irreparably damaged by intolerant religious people, so while I feel for those who resort to this sort of thing to cope, I have zero qualms about pointing out that the religious beliefs that drive people to do this are absolute bullshit.

If.. um.. a gal wanted to see this... where'd she go to look...ahem..?

MISSSSYYYY! Still doin her thang stayin ahead of the game!

I stand my ground on the Rob Lowe and John Stamos should kiss topic.