Don't get me wrong, I liked it, too. But the idea of ghost cheaters makes me happy. Mostly because that would instantly be a tv show hit.

Exactly. "I will not HAVE the Junior League thinking I condone these boys yellin' at each other on the TV. I will not have it."

"What was it like, raising these two?"
"It has not been easy." and then later, "I know we have to take responsibility for them."

I'm ROLLING.

She's so embarrassed by those two. That's the glorious part of all this. You can just picture her sitting there watching this, afraid the neighbors are all seeing her children duke…

I want a picture of Ariana, being carried like a baby by her mom, who is being carried like a baby.

You're assuming the Grand Jury's decision was based on any sort of logic?

No words, but...

I bet he spent a lot of his childhood days staring into a mirror saying "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!" Then his mom would tell him to keep it down because the dog was trying to nap.

Or a Duggar. He looks like a young Jim Bob.

He looks like a live-action Lego minifig.

Ladies and Gents, you're all great, I just want you to know that. Thank you SO MUCH for taking a moment last week to check out my etsy shop - you made my first week so full and that's something that I've needed. Looking for work for about 5 months now, not getting anything and assorted life issues take their toll, but…

Quadrangle. We forgot Tigerlilly. And the mermaids... o.k. this Peter Pan is actually a lesbian bildungsroman story about one young tomboy's realization that she doesn't just happen to be boyish and have a lot of guy friends because boys are easier to hang out with...

This reminds me that we need way more lighthearted homoeroticism on tv nowadays.

That Christopher Walken song is really terrific, but I'm thinking it needs more of something.

Demonizing fat people doesn't help. He's a bad fucking person, size has nothing to do with it.

I've never seen Titanic, Terminator, Rambo, Rocky, Star Wars, The Great Gatsby, The Matrix......I hate hype and hyper-masculine.

I'd set up a political truce. Like, "Look, mom, I love you, but in the interest of our relationship, it is just better if we never talk about politics again. Let's agree to disagree and avoid this forever".

Why is drinking Vodka alone while watching Futurama not an option?

Your move, Jaden & Willow.