So are the Bachmanns, and theirs turned out alright.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

I thought the Duggars were against gay marriage.

<3 !!!! But you can go!! Lookiiiittt!!! You love TayTay, and we love you, and now you get to go see her! I feel like I woke up in a big slumber-party hug dog-pile. :D

everyone can stop donating i am going to just throw myself off my roof because of how touched i am at everyone help help

Done. Shake it Off, Adultosaur!

Adultosaur is one of my favorite internet strangers. DONE.

Hi, guys. So... I don't really know where to post this, and I didn't want to be obnoxious - but a few days ago, I was talking to Adultosaur about Taylor Swift (as one does), and she shared that she wouldn't be able to afford a ticket to Taylor's tour, and that made me really sad... So I started a goFundMe for her. …

That.... really really sucks. You seem like a really good person on your various posts and I hope that the world can start being better.

#FLAWLESS

Fat sister? This is Marshmallow Butt, do you copy?

Definitely. And I think it's terrible that this person and so many of the people looking at the photos seem to feel entitled to do so, as if since she's famous, her body is basically public property or something. It's very scary.

I once had to write an essay about my hero. I could have written about any number of inspirational people. But, I wrote about my grandpa because he was the best person I knew. I should have told him that.

In a more righteous universe, Britney Jean Spears actually fulfilled her destiny, which was to graduate high school, marry a kind and honest contractor, have a couple kids, work as a receptionist, coach cheerleading at the elementary school, and be the prettiest woman at the church bake sale. You can't tell me that…

This isn't insane, but still one of my fondest travel memories.

I always wished I could be normal friends with Britney. Or that someone could be her normal friend(s). She flipped out and hit a car with an umbrella. Most people have done worse. She works a lot, has to be actively engaged in proactive mental health care, and is a successful mom. I don't think her every move…

I traveled with my grandmother quite a bit as a child. This was a woman who emigrated from Denmark to the US because it was too liberal. Here are some of the amazing adventures my tactless, racist grandmother got us into:

I'm of the opinion that Slave 4 U is actually sex in musical form.

"The chapel smelt of rosemary and jasmine from the bushes outside the window and the sun streamed in the tint-stained glass windows."