Good for him apologizing but I have to defend "Big Pimpin'." Is it misogynist? Yes. Can it be reclaimed as a crassly-worded ode to being single, a la Aretha turning "Respect" into a feminist anthem? I like to think so. Here's what I sound like in the shower getting ready to go out after a breakup: "You know I thug em,…

Is Giftmas before or after the Feats of Strength?

Hey Kirk, you really shouldn't be alienating all us Jews and Muslims and Hindus and other non-Christmas-celebrators out there with this "war on Christmas" stuff. Know why? Because we're the ones who have your back and are constantly reminding people that Christmas is about Christ. Casual Christian person: "Why don't…

That little dog just trust-leaped his way into my heart. The owner just trust-caught his way into my pants.

very true. I'm going to go with "white people are stupid" for $1000 Alex.

Probably my face.

Morello is going to go batshit when she finds out about this...

Neapolitan lovers piss me off. Pick a flavor already, indecisive jerks!

Ban all youths.

So many butterflies. So much glitter. She's like a 13 year old in the 90's.

Awww, Im happy for Britney

I don't think think she's allowed to make decisions regarding her body. Her father used to be in charge of that but now it's her husbands job.

Also: I'm not good at getting coffee:(

Some constructive criticism, thehunchbackofnotredwayne, since I see you are interested in pursuing a path in sexist trolling: you need to commit (I would suggest you fact-check, too, put that's probably beyond you — Maddie is a staff writer here, just FYI! That is a full-time position, and also a vagina is not…

You are not good at this.

I was just about to say, Mr Arnold has clearly never been in an unairconditioned Portland dive bar in July.

Oooooooooooooh! Totally see it now.

And she's demanding....HANDOUTS.