Twenty-seven, you say?

This all seems pretty harmless. In the US, they get away with murder.

Newsflash: In some places, police officers get fired for misusing social media.

Have you ever done the whole number delete only to scroll through your call log to find it again using deductive reasoning? Or delete the number but realize it was useless because you had it memorized and was just a bottle of wine away from pathetically texting him again?

Me, 1 hour before our scheduled date and him going all day texting but not mentioning our date: "Are we going to hang out today?"

Well, that's just plain awful. As someone who was in the military, I can speak to the amount of damage all of this infidelity and drama do, and how much more prolific it is in the military compared to the civilian world.

This is an appropriate time for me to say that yesterday I realized the principals name is "Mr Bell-Ding" that cannot be an accident, right? I actually called my sister with that earth shattering revelation.

I wholeheartedly stand by my sentiments. Fucking fuck that.

The gig in fact is operating the scrambler. You gotta take work where you can find it.

But does his headshot look bet tree with the white shirt or the black shirt?

Someone is cranky. I'm sending your mother down with more hot pockets.

"Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morning."

THIS is why I hate the writer-controlled comment-pruning bullshit Denton wants. You have to maintain the comment pool BUT you also have to research and write a bunch of articles a day? I wonder which 'duty' will be dropped first - probably not the one that pays your rent.

I feel like the cultural appropriation is less offensive than the fact that yet another black woman is dressed up as "wild," "tribal," "exotic," and "dangerously sexy."

Truth. Just look at all the backlash Jessica Valenti got for asking a very simple, straightforward question about tampons! That was literally a simple request for information and she got so much shit for it.

I yelled on the baseball article about this and I just want you to know I wasn't trying to take it out on you. I totally understand it's the systems fault that makes it impossible to easily control, and I'm sorry you all have to deal with this on your own.

Some people just change their kids wherever they want. When I waited tables we had a changing station in both the men's and women's restrooms (that we cleaned several times a day along with the rest of the bathroom). I still witnessed a woman change her baby on a dining table. No changing pad, nothing. Right on the…

She didn't want to take everyone back to the minivan to do the diaper change.

And get your shit together. Remember how most places didn't have changing tables in bathrooms until extremely recently? Somehow we survived.