That means you haven't seen Tig Notaro do her Taylor Dayne story.

I can tell you right now that he was part of Britney Spears's "Circus" tour. I know, because I recognized him from literally the back row of the Staples Center and yelled IT'S MAX FROM THE MAX HE'S ALIVE and it was great.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so... scared.

I love that they had the character names and not the names of the actors on the chairs. Or that the name was on the front of the chair instead of the back of the chair.

I don't think it's so much an attack against the guy himself as pointing out that lots of people who've been around longer but aren't white and male were passed over. That it's a bit of a dis to the guy himself can be considered collateral damage. He can console himself with having been handed a fantastic…

Julie Klausner is perfect and the haters can fuck right off and continue sucking at life.

Wow. Lotta Klausner haters, for saying something that really is pretty on point about the lack of diversity in late night. Why is the default here to assume someone's jealous or speaking purely from a self-interested place?

Julie's not just bitching b/c maybe she didn't get the late late show (she may not have even gone for). She's bitching because there are no women hosting on late night.None. Women are funny. Where are they?

Soy Latino (till I'm sworn in)!

That would require me to put on pants. So no.

Mayim Balik will be fine, she's successful on many many more levels. #girlcrush

I kinda want Olivia to realize that Fitz is full of baloney, realize Mellie is the real deal and the two of them ride off into the sunset together. If I weren't writing Moonlighting fan fiction right now, I'd be writing that.

If she shat on him and then giggled, I'll allow it.

Fuck you.

I know! She seems like the sort of person who uses "headers" and "footers" and knows what they are!

Gwen Ifill cc's people in tweets. She really is the bees knees.

Totally! How about a woman who writes books about backcountry hiking that's in her mid-50s? How awesome would that be?

Or a hockey player? Or a cyclist?

Ooh! Curling! (I love curling - I hear all of you judging. shut up).