Pair up Megan Fox and Courtney Love as conspiracy mystery solvers for a reality show. I want to hear their thoughts on Bigfoot, plane disasters, and why the Illuminati compelled them both to promote the agenda of "Jennifer's Body".

You're not very clear about what Feminism is, are you?

Because Jez is the social justice part of Gawker media, dumbfuck. It also covers a great deal of stuff about race and class, but your ass gets more chapped by having to scroll past queer shit so that's what you've focused your whining on. No one interested in catering to your bigotry so piss off.

Replying to say bravo to your name. It is perfection!

NOPE. Vick is fucking celebrated and very much alive and well in the NFL. Even some of my fellow dog-owner friends made excuses for this guy because FOOTBALL. Find another angle. Dogs and women are all just a bunch of bitches to the NFL.

Liberty...

Glad to see you're still posting by smashing your face into the keyboard.

The NFL kind of reminds of those dudes who say they "love women" because they love to have sex with them.

You beat me to it. She really does need to go away. And she can take Lena Dunham with her.

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Did anyone think to look for teenagers who look exactly like older versions of the 10-year-olds?

OR......

When my grandmother was a little girl during the Great Depression, apparently talking dolls were The Thing to Have, but they were too poor. So when I came along, she was determined that I should have one. Enter Myrtle, a baby doll who, when squeezed, would giggle, "Ha ha ha HA, mama!" Three year old me was cool with…

Alright, I'll admit I'm an old...

I remember having sleepovers with my friends and pausing Now and Then at the exact moments where you can see Devon Sawa's butt. I don't even know why because he is not even cute.

God, I fucking love Nicki Minaj. I'm sort of into her music but damn, this is how you do performance art.

No. What the fuck is a "royal" baby? These stupid terms we've come up with, it's just ridiculous. Imagine if you built an ant translator (just go with it, okay), and you hear these tiny, insignificant things calling each other "President" and "Defense Attorney" and "Queen" and things, would ridiculous would that be.…

Number 3 is 'Just on the way to the shops... Hey, what's going on here? George's first birthday? Oh well, I wasn't doing anything today, I'll hang around and see what's happening? Nothing? Oh well, home to watch Ellen.'

Number three looks like he's waiting in line for the bathroom at a crowded Chinese food buffet. :-/

I don't know what's worse: artists who arrive late to their shows and make YOU out to be the villain for expecting them to do what you paid for them to do, OR the crazy fans who accept this behavior because hey, it's a celebrity! You should accept their shitty behavior even if you spent half or more of your paycheck…