Jenny and Jason must be the keynote speakers of the Garbage People conference.

No idea who Lin-whatever Manuelorwhatever is but it's beyond eyerollingly dumb for anyone to lecture others about their Facebook usage —- VIA TWITTER.

he never said he wouldn't be posted by dumb shits on Twitter.

I thought Jason Biggs has vowed not to post any more dumb shit on Twitter?

God, Jenny McCarthy WOULD be Team Larry!

I am clearing my schedule to learn how to embroider this.

Why do you think the site cares what men think of it as a news source?

Funny how Time is suddenly no longer credible when it names a BW to the top of its list. Curious how that tends to happen...

...yeah, but there's like a cock and balls right there near the front wheel. Seriously? Nobody sees it? :/

I love all of my neighbors with the exception of this one little old lady. When I first moved in, "Thomas" came down the hill and introduced himself and even shook hands with my slobbering beastie of a dog, Good Charlotte. (This made her positively giddy.) He mentioned his "partner" but gave no name. I thought nothing…

Something fantastic happened this week and I feel compelled to share!

/Puts on tin foil hat/

This is why we can't have nice fucking things. Manicured perfect, cookie-cutter lawns are fucking ugly resource wasters. Also, air conditioning, I fucking hate air conditioning. I have to carry a sweater like a goddamn grandma around with me because everyone thinks that any temperature above 70 is inhospitably…

Thanks for this comment.... I got a big "acting like a fool in restaurants isn't always so funny for your server" feeling from this article. That said, I would take that fuckin' BUNNY as a tip any day. Holy shit. Except last time I adopted a bunny my cat ate it. Well, more like murdered and mauled it and left it's…

Trying to find a job is very depressing.

You guys, something totally bizarre happened today.

Oh, just one more:

I've heard people say things like "she's a trashy slut." before. To which I always reply "Don't even lie. She is fabulous." before waving my hand and flouncing off.

Yeah, those 100 million people must be so dumb.